so what's the blogging equivalent to auto-tune?

within 24 hours, i will be posting a new entry. the only reason i'm not right now is because the internet i'm stealing crapped out right as i tried to post the entry & i lost everything. including my sanity. so instead of attacking my computer like naomi campbell would an assistant, i'm going to watch a movie.

because i'm lame, enjoy this video instead. it made me l-o-l, as the kids say. it's the best i can do right now.